We Steal From Old People: The Game: Steam reviews, players & page score
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Feedback on my Steam page? We Steal From Old People: The Game Hi all! I'm working on We Steal From Old People: The Game and would love honest feedback on the Steam page before I push more traffic to it. https://store.steampowered.com/app/5051080/ I ran it through a page checker and it scored 80/100 (Very strong). The weakest parts were localization (25), trailers (60), tags (69), so I'd especially like your take on: 1. If English isn't your first language: would a translated store page change anything for you? 2. In the first 5 seconds of the trailer, do you see gameplay? 3. Do the top tags match the game you see in the screenshots? Full breakdown if you're curious: https://www.steampagechecker.com/report/we-steal-from-old-people-the-game Thanks, and happy to return the favour on your page!
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We Steal From Old People: The Game at a glance
Beat swarms of old people and take their bricks in this action roguelike. Rip them from their disgusting old hands. You need bricks. You need all the bricks for yourself because you’re a slimy little brick weasel. You are like a brick vampire and bricks are the blood you need!
- Price
- $9.95 (17% off now)
- Release
- Nov 10, 2026
- Steam reviews
- No reviews yet
- Playing now
- 86 players
- Followers
- 182
- Demo
- No
- Developer
- One Big Sip
- Languages
- 1 (English languages with full audio support)
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Similar games: screenshots 116/255 · 2 trailers · 14 languages
We Steal From Old People: The GameOne Big Sip · 13 tags · 10 screenshotsSection scores weights from methodology v1
Compare with the best pages in its genre: Roguelike · Idle & Incremental
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Fixes, ranked by estimated impact 5 ISSUES
highFew languages+4 pts
1 language. Similar games support 14.
Translate the store page first: Simplified Chinese, Russian, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, German. The localization calculator ranks them by reach per dollar.
lowFewer trailers than similar games+3 pts
1 trailer; similar games have 2.
Add a short gameplay-only trailer.
3 more fixes worth +4 points. Fix everything and this page goes from 80 to about 91 (Exceptional).
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- ✓ 3 rewrites of your short description
- ✓ Your best screenshot order, measured
- ✓ Tag plan and launch checklist
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How you look on Steam
Measured at 231 × 87: brightness 124/255, contrast 64, colorfulness 138, 14% near-black pixels.
Store copy short 85 · long 77
Short description · 278 / 300Beat swarms of old people and take their bricks in this action roguelike. Rip them from their disgusting old hands. You need bricks. You need all the bricks for yourself because you’re a slimy little brick weasel. You are like a brick vampire and bricks are the blood you need!
A rewritten draft built from your own words is in the full report.
Screenshot audit measured brightness, store order
Steam shows 4 to 5 thumbnails before the arrow. Red = near-black (under 30/255), amber = dark (under 45). Measurements for screenshots 3–10 and your best new order are in the full report.
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Trailer, tags and setup
- fix13 of 20 tag slots used.
- fix1 language; similar games support 14.
- 🔒 5 more in the full report
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- ✓ Short description uses 278 of 300 characters
- ✓ 96% positive recent reviews
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We Steal From Old People: The Game: common questions
Is We Steal From Old People: The Game on Steam?
Yes. We Steal From Old People: The Game is on Steam (app ID 5051080) at store.steampowered.com/app/5051080.
When did We Steal From Old People: The Game come out?
We Steal From Old People: The Game was released on Steam on Nov 10, 2026.
How much does We Steal From Old People: The Game cost on Steam?
We Steal From Old People: The Game costs $9.95 on Steam in the US, 17% off when we last checked. Regional prices differ.
Are We Steal From Old People: The Game's Steam reviews good?
We Steal From Old People: The Game has no Steam reviews yet.
Does We Steal From Old People: The Game have a demo?
There was no demo on We Steal From Old People: The Game's Steam page when we last checked.
Who made We Steal From Old People: The Game?
We Steal From Old People: The Game is made by One Big Sip.
What kind of game is We Steal From Old People: The Game?
Steam players tag it Action, Roguelite, Incremental, Comedy, Combat. Beat swarms of old people and take their bricks in this action roguelike. Rip them from their disgusting old hands. You need bricks. You need all the bricks for yourself because you’re a slimy little brick weasel. You are like a brick vampire and bricks are the blood you need!
Scored with methodology v1. A higher score means a clearer page, not guaranteed sales.