Sir, We Have an Orc Problem: Steam reviews, players & page score
View on Steam ↗Capsule 69Page copy 72Screenshots 74Setup 78checked 2026-11-07
Sir, We Have an Orc Problem at a glance
Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is an incremental-style tower defense game where you face an overwhelming number of orcs. Greet them with even more bullets, bombs and lasers!
- Price
- $8.99 (10% off now)
- Release
- Jul 28, 2026
- Steam reviews
- 4,874 reviews, 82% positive recently
- Playing now
- 455 players
- Followers
- 12,121
- Demo
- No
- Developer
- Mumpitz Games
- Languages
- 13 (English, French, Italian, German…)
Games like Sir, We Have an Orc Problem
Similar games: screenshots 90/255 · 3 trailers · 9 languages
Sir, We Have an Orc ProblemMumpitz Games · 20 tags · 6 screenshotsSection scores weights from methodology v1
Compare with the best pages in its genre: Roguelike · Simulation & Management · Strategy
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Fixes, ranked by estimated impact 8 ISSUES
lowFewer trailers than similar games+3 pts
1 trailer; similar games have 3.
Add a short gameplay-only trailer.
high1 of your first 5 screenshots is near-black+2 pts
Screenshots #3 (10) of 255 at thumbnail size. Steam shows the first 4 to 5 before the arrow.
Move your brightest shots forward: #1 (102) and #5 (100).
highLong description is very short+2 pts
586 characters.
Explain the loop, the features and the setting, with headers.
mediumCapsule is darker than most+1 pts
Average brightness 56/255.
Brighten the focal subject so it separates from Steam's dark #1b2838 background.
How you look on Steam
Measured at 231 × 87: brightness 56/255, contrast 50, colorfulness 64, 52% near-black pixels.
Store copy short 80 · long 60
Short description · 170 / 300Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is an incremental-style tower defense game where you face an overwhelming number of orcs. Greet them with even more bullets, bombs and lasers!
Opens with the game's name. Starts "Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is a…", which wastes the first words.
A rewritten draft built from your own words is in the full report.
Screenshot audit measured brightness, store order
Steam shows 4 to 5 thumbnails before the arrow. Red = near-black (under 30/255), amber = dark (under 45).
First five screenshots vs the games Steam shows next to you average brightness, 0–255
Trailer, tags and setup
- warn1 trailer; the games Steam shows next to you have 3.
- ok82% positive recent reviews.
- okTop five tags name the real genre.
- okAll 20 tag slots used.
- ok13 languages.
- ok6 GIFs or clips in the long description.
- okDiscord, X linked.
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1.3% of impressions become visits. Below 2% usually means the capsule doesn't read at small size.
What's working
- ✓ 13 languages
- ✓ All 20 tag slots used
- ✓ 6 GIFs or clips in the description
- ✓ Short description uses 170 of 300 characters
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- ✓ Score + 9 sections
- ✓ Measured screenshots
- ✓ Funnel diagnosis
- ✓ Top 4 fixes
- ✓ Full report included
- ✓ Real wishlists + sales
- ✓ Daily rival tracking
- ✓ Pro dashboard
- ✓ All fixes, ranked
- ✓ Description draft
- ✓ Screenshot order
- ✓ No tracking
- ✓ 25 games
- ✓ White-label PDF
- ✓ Read-only API
- ✓ 8 jury tests a month
YouTubers & streamers who play Sir, We Have an Orc Problem
1 Twitch streamer streamed it or had clips from it in the last few months. Making a game like this? These creators already have an audience for it.
- spiritpocket2k Twitch · 4 views on these streams and clips“первый взгляд на игру” · Oct 8, 2026
From the YouTube Data API and Twitch API. Only videos whose title names the game, or streams filed under its Twitch category, are counted. StoreCheck isn't affiliated with YouTube, Twitch or Valve.
Sir, We Have an Orc Problem: common questions
Is Sir, We Have an Orc Problem on Steam?
Yes. Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is on Steam (app ID 4594150) at store.steampowered.com/app/4594150.
When did Sir, We Have an Orc Problem come out?
Sir, We Have an Orc Problem was released on Steam on Jul 28, 2026.
How much does Sir, We Have an Orc Problem cost on Steam?
Sir, We Have an Orc Problem costs $8.99 on Steam in the US, 10% off when we last checked. Regional prices differ.
Are Sir, We Have an Orc Problem's Steam reviews good?
Sir, We Have an Orc Problem has 4,874 Steam reviews and 82% of recent reviews are positive (Very Positive).
Does Sir, We Have an Orc Problem have a demo?
There was no demo on Sir, We Have an Orc Problem's Steam page when we last checked.
Who made Sir, We Have an Orc Problem?
Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is made by Mumpitz Games.
What kind of game is Sir, We Have an Orc Problem?
Steam players tag it Tower Defense, Incremental, War, Roguelite, Military. Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is an incremental-style tower defense game where you face an overwhelming number of orcs. Greet them with even more bullets, bombs and lasers!
Scored with methodology v1. A higher score means a clearer page, not guaranteed sales.