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TrioskazCRITICAL REFLEXSep 15, 2025$14.99HorrorPsychological HorrorChoices MatterIndie

Capsule 74Page copy 76Screenshots 69Setup 74checked 2026-11-05

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No, I'm not a Human at a glance

WARNING. Stay inside. Lock your doors. Close the blinds. Only let humans in. Eliminate all Visitors. An anxiety horror about paranoia in the End of Times.

Price
$14.99
Release
Sep 15, 2025
Steam reviews
28,149 reviews, 93% positive recently
Playing now
303 players
Followers
79,843
Demo
No
Developer
Trioskaz
Languages
18 (English, Russian, French, German…)
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Similar games: screenshots 43/255 · 4 trailers · 13 languages

No, I'm not a Human Steam header capsuleNo, I'm not a HumanTrioskaz · 20 tags · 9 screenshots

Section scores weights from methodology v1

Capsule visibilitybrightness 55/255 · saturation 50% at 231 × 8774
Screenshots9 shots · first five average 42/25569
Short description154 / 300 characters70
Tags20 / 20 tags78
Trailers2 trailers75
Demo & social proof93% positive recent reviews95
Long description737 chars · 5 clips · 4 headers85
Localization18 languages98
Links & communityno links5

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Fixes, ranked by estimated impact 7 ISSUES

lowNo Discord link+5 pts

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critical2 of your first 5 screenshots are near-black+4 pts

Screenshots #2 (13), #5 (21) of 255 at thumbnail size. Steam shows the first 4 to 5 before the arrow.

Move your brightest shots forward: #8 (94) and #3 (71).

highFirst sentence never names the genre+2 pts

It opens: "WARNING."

Name the genre in the first sentence, the part shoppers read on hover.

mediumCapsule is darker than most+1 pts

Average brightness 55/255.

Brighten the focal subject so it separates from Steam's dark #1b2838 background.

mediumlocked · full report+1 pts
lowlocked · full report+1 pts
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How you look on Steam

No, I'm not a Human at 460 × 215
Store header · 460 × 215
No, I'm not a Human at 231 × 87
Wishlist & lists · 231 × 87
No, I'm not a Human at 120 × 45
Search results · 120 × 45

Measured at 231 × 87: brightness 55/255, contrast 61, colorfulness 68, 60% near-black pixels.

Store copy short 70 · long 85

Short description · 154 / 300

WARNING. Stay inside. Lock your doors. Close the blinds. Only let humans in. Eliminate all Visitors. An anxiety horror about paranoia in the End of Times.

First sentence never names the genre. It opens: "WARNING."

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Screenshot audit measured brightness, store order

No, I'm not a Human screenshot 1
#149 · 63%
No, I'm not a Human screenshot 2
#213 · 90%
No, I'm not a Human screenshot 3
#371 · 40%
No, I'm not a Human screenshot 4
#457 · 40%
No, I'm not a Human screenshot 5
#521 · 78%
No, I'm not a Human screenshot 6
#641 · 61%
No, I'm not a Human screenshot 7
#743 · 68%
No, I'm not a Human screenshot 8
#894 · 36%
No, I'm not a Human screenshot 9
#927 · 78%

Steam shows 4 to 5 thumbnails before the arrow. Red = near-black (under 30/255), amber = dark (under 45).

First five screenshots vs the games Steam shows next to you average brightness, 0–255

Mouthwashing27
Clive Barker's Hellraiser: Revival29
No, I'm not a Human (you)42
SILENT HILL: Townfall43
Resident Evil Village58
Shift At Midnight77

Trailer, tags and setup

  • warn2 trailers; the games Steam shows next to you have 4.
  • warnTop five tags include Indie, Singleplayer.
  • warnNo community links on the page.
  • ok93% positive recent reviews.
  • okAll 20 tag slots used.
  • ok18 languages.
  • ok5 GIFs or clips in the long description.

Games Steam shows next to you

Mouthwashingshots 27 · 3 trailers · 16 langs
Clive Barker's Hellraiser: Revivalshots 29 · 3 trailers · 8 langs
SILENT HILL: Townfallshots 43 · 6 trailers · 13 langs
Shift At Midnightshots 77 · 5 trailers · 9 langs
Resident Evil Villageshots 58 · 4 trailers · 15 langs

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Capsule CTR1.3%
Visit → wishlist5.0%
Wishlists / week7
The capsule isn't earning clicks

1.3% of impressions become visits. Below 2% usually means the capsule doesn't read at small size.

Bronze0–40 / wk
Silver15–120 / wk
Gold100–700 / wk
Diamond300+ / wk

What's working

  • ✓ 18 languages
  • ✓ All 20 tag slots used
  • ✓ 5 GIFs or clips in the description
  • ✓ Short description uses 154 of 300 characters
  • ✓ 93% positive recent reviews

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No, I'm not a Human: common questions

Is No, I'm not a Human on Steam?

Yes. No, I'm not a Human is on Steam (app ID 3180070) at store.steampowered.com/app/3180070.

When did No, I'm not a Human come out?

No, I'm not a Human was released on Steam on Sep 15, 2025.

How much does No, I'm not a Human cost on Steam?

No, I'm not a Human costs $14.99 on Steam in the US. Regional prices differ.

Are No, I'm not a Human's Steam reviews good?

No, I'm not a Human has 28,149 Steam reviews and 93% of recent reviews are positive (Very Positive).

Does No, I'm not a Human have a demo?

There was no demo on No, I'm not a Human's Steam page when we last checked.

Who made No, I'm not a Human?

No, I'm not a Human is made by Trioskaz and published by CRITICAL REFLEX.

What kind of game is No, I'm not a Human?

Steam players tag it Horror, Psychological Horror, Choices Matter, Indie, Singleplayer. WARNING. Stay inside. Lock your doors. Close the blinds. Only let humans in. Eliminate all Visitors. An anxiety horror about paranoia in the End of Times.

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