Militsioner Steam page analysis
View on Steam ↗Capsule 87Page copy 79Screenshots 94Setup 84checked 2026-11-06
Militsioner at a glance
Every move you make is being followed by a Colossal Policeman. Anger, flatter, disappoint, deceive or even romance him to escape in this kafkaesque immersive sim.
- Price
- Not priced yet
- Release
- Coming 2027
- Steam reviews
- Not released yet, so no reviews
- Followers
- 23,491
- Demo
- Yes, free demo
- Developer
- TALLBOYS
- Languages
- 14 (English, Russian, French, Italian…)
Similar games: screenshots 61/255 · 4 trailers · 18 languages
MilitsionerTALLBOYS · 20 tags · 10 screenshotsSection scores weights from methodology v1
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Fixes, ranked by estimated impact 3 ISSUES
lowFewer trailers than similar games+3 pts
1 trailer; similar games have 4.
Add a short gameplay-only trailer.
highFirst sentence never names the genre+2 pts
It opens: "Every move you make is being followed by a Colossal Policeman."
Name the genre in the first sentence, the part shoppers read on hover.
mediumContrast could be stronger+1 pts
Brightness spread 45.
Increase separation between subject and background.
How you look on Steam
Measured at 231 × 87: brightness 79/255, contrast 45, colorfulness 88, 24% near-black pixels.
Store copy short 70 · long 92
Short description · 162 / 300Every move you make is being followed by a Colossal Policeman. Anger, flatter, disappoint, deceive or even romance him to escape in this kafkaesque immersive sim.
First sentence never names the genre. It opens: "Every move you make is being followed by a Colossal Policeman."
A rewritten draft built from your own words is in the full report.
Screenshot audit measured brightness, store order
Steam shows 4 to 5 thumbnails before the arrow. Red = near-black (under 30/255), amber = dark (under 45).
First five screenshots vs the games Steam shows next to you average brightness, 0–255
Trailer, tags and setup
- warn1 trailer; the games Steam shows next to you have 4.
- okDemo available on a Coming Soon page.
- okTop five tags name the real genre.
- okAll 20 tag slots used.
- ok14 languages.
- ok10 GIFs or clips in the long description.
- okDiscord, X, website linked.
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1.3% of impressions become visits. Below 2% usually means the capsule doesn't read at small size.
What's working
- ✓ 14 languages
- ✓ All 20 tag slots used
- ✓ 10 GIFs or clips in the description
- ✓ Short description uses 162 of 300 characters
- ✓ Capsule stands out at small size
Pricing the score is always free · no account · 5 checks a day
- ✓ Score + 9 sections
- ✓ Measured screenshots
- ✓ Funnel diagnosis
- ✓ Top 4 fixes
- ✓ Full report included
- ✓ Real wishlists + sales
- ✓ Daily rival tracking
- ✓ Pro dashboard
- ✓ All fixes, ranked
- ✓ Description draft
- ✓ Screenshot order
- ✓ No tracking
- ✓ 25 games
- ✓ White-label PDF
- ✓ Read-only API
- ✓ 8 jury tests a month
Militsioner: common questions
Is Militsioner on Steam?
Yes. Militsioner is on Steam (app ID 1373530) at store.steampowered.com/app/1373530. It isn't released yet, so you can wishlist it.
When does Militsioner come out?
Militsioner is listed as coming 2027 on Steam. Wishlist it to get an email when it launches.
How much does Militsioner cost on Steam?
Militsioner doesn't have a price on Steam yet.
Are Militsioner's Steam reviews good?
Militsioner has no Steam reviews yet.
Does Militsioner have a demo?
Yes, Militsioner has a free demo on its Steam page.
Who made Militsioner?
Militsioner is made by TALLBOYS and published by CRITICAL REFLEX.
What kind of game is Militsioner?
Steam players tag it Atmospheric, Stealth, First-Person, Immersive Sim, Exploration. Every move you make is being followed by a Colossal Policeman. Anger, flatter, disappoint, deceive or even romance him to escape in this kafkaesque immersive sim.
Scored with methodology v1. A higher score means a clearer page, not guaranteed sales.