JOHN GLEEP Steam page analysis
View on Steam ↗Capsule 98Page copy 75Screenshots 94Setup 73checked 2026-11-04
Similar games: screenshots 73/255 · 1 trailers · 12 languages
JOHN GLEEPmonthbug · 20 tags · 11 screenshotsSection scores weights from methodology v1
Compare with the best pages in its genre: Roguelike · Strategy · Idle & Incremental
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<a href="https://www.steampagechecker.com/report/john-gleep"><img src="https://www.steampagechecker.com/badge/john-gleep.svg" alt="JOHN GLEEP Steam page score on StoreCheck: 82/100" height="22"></a>Side by side with the 3 games Steam shows next to it, section by section. Free, shareable link.
The score measures. The Player Jury puts your capsules in a real-size Steam list in front of 300 genre players. In development, $19 per test.
Fixes, ranked by estimated impact 4 ISSUES
highFirst sentence never names the genre+2 pts
It opens: "JOHN GLEEP is a tiny alien with a big problem."
Name the genre in the first sentence, the part shoppers read on hover.
mediumBroad tags rank above your real genre+1 pts
Top five tags include Strategy, Casual.
Encourage players to tag your real genre, and use your developer tags on the specific ones.
lowOpens with the game's name+1 pts
Starts "JOHN GLEEP is a…", which wastes the first words.
Open with what the player does instead.
lowNo section headers+1 pts
The description has no headers to scan.
Break it up with 3 to 5 headers.
How you look on Steam
Measured at 231 × 87: brightness 82/255, contrast 65, colorfulness 100, 34% near-black pixels.
Store copy short 65 · long 90
Short description · 293 / 300JOHN GLEEP is a tiny alien with a big problem. His casino is a failure and he owes the mob a galaxy. Solution? Fly from planet to planet and forcibly abduct gamblers to boost business, pay off your debt, and fix your failed marriage in this unexplainable intergalactic action-roguelike mashup.
First sentence never names the genre. It opens: "JOHN GLEEP is a tiny alien with a big problem."
Opens with the game's name. Starts "JOHN GLEEP is a…", which wastes the first words.
A rewritten draft built from your own words is in the full report.
Screenshot audit measured brightness, store order
Steam shows 4 to 5 thumbnails before the arrow. Red = near-black (under 30/255), amber = dark (under 45).
First five screenshots vs the games Steam shows next to you average brightness, 0–255
Trailer, tags and setup
- warnTop five tags include Strategy, Casual.
- warn7 languages; similar games support 12.
- ok1 trailers.
- okDemo available on a Coming Soon page.
- okAll 20 tag slots used.
- ok15 GIFs or clips in the long description.
- okDiscord, X linked.
Games Steam shows next to you
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1.3% of impressions become visits. Below 2% usually means the capsule doesn't read at small size.
What's working
- ✓ All 20 tag slots used
- ✓ 15 GIFs or clips in the description
- ✓ Short description uses 293 of 300 characters
- ✓ Capsule stands out at small size
Pricing the score is always free · no account · 5 checks a day
- ✓ Score + 9 sections
- ✓ Measured screenshots
- ✓ Funnel diagnosis
- ✓ Top 4 fixes
- ✓ All fixes, ranked
- ✓ Description draft
- ✓ Screenshot order
- ✓ Tag plan + checklist
- ✓ 300+ genre players
- ✓ Real-size Steam list
- ✓ Written reasons
- ✓ 48 hours
- ✓ Daily re-score
- ✓ Neighbor alerts
- ✓ 1 jury test a month
- ✓ 3 games
Scored with methodology v1. A higher score means a clearer page, not guaranteed sales.