We Are So Cooked Steam page analysis
View on Steam ↗Capsule 87Page copy 81Screenshots 86Setup 69checked 2026-11-04
Similar games: screenshots 78/255 · 2 trailers · 15 languages
We Are So CookedDwarven Brothers · 17 tags · 7 screenshotsSection scores weights from methodology v1
Compare with the best pages in its genre: Co-op
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<a href="https://www.steampagechecker.com/report/we-are-so-cooked"><img src="https://www.steampagechecker.com/badge/we-are-so-cooked.svg" alt="We Are So Cooked Steam page score on StoreCheck: 78/100" height="22"></a>Side by side with the 3 games Steam shows next to it, section by section. Free, shareable link.
The score measures. The Player Jury puts your capsules in a real-size Steam list in front of 300 genre players. In development, $19 per test.
Fixes, ranked by estimated impact 5 ISSUES
criticalNo demo on a Coming Soon page+5 pts
Steam Next Fest requires a demo, and each game gets one Next Fest.
Ship a short demo before your Next Fest and add the download button above the fold.
highFirst sentence never names the genre+2 pts
It opens: "You and your friends are in trouble."
Name the genre in the first sentence, the part shoppers read on hover.
mediumMuted palette+1 pts
Colorfulness 35.
Add one stronger accent color.
mediumBroad tags rank above your real genre+1 pts
Top five tags include Casual, Multiplayer.
Encourage players to tag your real genre, and use your developer tags on the specific ones.
How you look on Steam
Measured at 231 × 87: brightness 78/255, contrast 72, colorfulness 35, 45% near-black pixels.
Store copy short 70 · long 98
Short description · 296 / 300You and your friends are in trouble. Big trouble. You’ve accidentally killed someone, and now you have to get rid of the evidence. "We Are So Cooked" is a 1-4 player co-op physics-stealth game where the objective is simple: Get the body to the exit. The execution? That’s the hard part.
First sentence never names the genre. It opens: "You and your friends are in trouble."
A rewritten draft built from your own words is in the full report.
Screenshot audit measured brightness, store order
Steam shows 4 to 5 thumbnails before the arrow. Red = near-black (under 30/255), amber = dark (under 45).
First five screenshots vs the games Steam shows next to you average brightness, 0–255
Trailer, tags and setup
- fixNo demo on a Coming Soon page. Next Fest needs one.
- warnTop five tags include Casual, Multiplayer.
- warn17 of 20 tag slots used.
- ok2 trailers.
- ok11 languages.
- ok8 GIFs or clips in the long description.
- okDiscord, X, website linked.
Games Steam shows next to you
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1.3% of impressions become visits. Below 2% usually means the capsule doesn't read at small size.
What's working
- ✓ 8 GIFs or clips in the description
- ✓ Short description uses 296 of 300 characters
- ✓ Capsule stands out at small size
Pricing the score is always free · no account · 5 checks a day
- ✓ Score + 9 sections
- ✓ Measured screenshots
- ✓ Funnel diagnosis
- ✓ Top 4 fixes
- ✓ All fixes, ranked
- ✓ Description draft
- ✓ Screenshot order
- ✓ Tag plan + checklist
- ✓ 300+ genre players
- ✓ Real-size Steam list
- ✓ Written reasons
- ✓ 48 hours
- ✓ Daily re-score
- ✓ Neighbor alerts
- ✓ 1 jury test a month
- ✓ 3 games
Scored with methodology v1. A higher score means a clearer page, not guaranteed sales.