Not Now, Aliens! Steam page analysis
View on Steam ↗Capsule 92Page copy 79Screenshots 94Setup 87checked 2026-11-02
Similar games: screenshots 121/255 · 2 trailers · 14 languages
Not Now, Aliens!TWEN · 20 tags · 19 screenshotsSection scores weights from methodology v1
Compare with the best pages in its genre: Simulation & Management · Cozy & Relaxing · Open World & Sandbox
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The score measures. The Player Jury puts your capsules in a real-size Steam list in front of 300 genre players. In development, $19 per test.
Fixes, ranked by estimated impact 2 ISSUES
highFirst sentence never names the genre+2 pts
It opens: "The aliens have given humanity 8 hours before Earth is destroyed."
Name the genre in the first sentence, the part shoppers read on hover.
lowBroad tags rank above your real genre+1 pts
Top five tags include Adventure.
Encourage players to tag your real genre, and use your developer tags on the specific ones.
How you look on Steam
Measured at 231 × 87: brightness 102/255, contrast 59, colorfulness 80, 10% near-black pixels.
Store copy short 70 · long 92
Short description · 216 / 300The aliens have given humanity 8 hours before Earth is destroyed. Use a Gravity Gun to lift anything in the city, build your own path to the giant UFO, and save the planet solo or in online co-op for up to 4 players.
First sentence never names the genre. It opens: "The aliens have given humanity 8 hours before Earth is destroyed."
A rewritten draft built from your own words is in the full report.
Screenshot audit measured brightness, store order
Steam shows 4 to 5 thumbnails before the arrow. Red = near-black (under 30/255), amber = dark (under 45).
First five screenshots vs the games Steam shows next to you average brightness, 0–255
Trailer, tags and setup
- warnTop five tags include Adventure.
- ok2 trailers.
- okDemo available on a Coming Soon page.
- okAll 20 tag slots used.
- ok15 languages.
- ok5 GIFs or clips in the long description.
- okDiscord, X, website linked.
Games Steam shows next to you
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1.3% of impressions become visits. Below 2% usually means the capsule doesn't read at small size.
What's working
- ✓ 15 languages
- ✓ All 20 tag slots used
- ✓ 5 GIFs or clips in the description
- ✓ Short description uses 216 of 300 characters
- ✓ Capsule stands out at small size
Pricing the score is always free · no account · 5 checks a day
- ✓ Score + 9 sections
- ✓ Measured screenshots
- ✓ Funnel diagnosis
- ✓ Top 4 fixes
- ✓ All fixes, ranked
- ✓ Description draft
- ✓ Screenshot order
- ✓ Tag plan + checklist
- ✓ 300+ genre players
- ✓ Real-size Steam list
- ✓ Written reasons
- ✓ 48 hours
- ✓ Daily re-score
- ✓ Neighbor alerts
- ✓ 1 jury test a month
- ✓ 3 games
Scored with methodology v1. A higher score means a clearer page, not guaranteed sales.