Pit & Pat Steam page analysis
View on Steam ↗Capsule 73Page copy 81Screenshots 90Setup 50checked 2026-11-01
Similar games: screenshots 106/255 · 3 trailers · 14 languages
Pit & PatGiantRiotous · 20 tags · 9 screenshotsSection scores weights from methodology v1
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The score measures. The Player Jury puts your capsules in a real-size Steam list in front of 300 genre players. In development, $19 per test.
Fixes, ranked by estimated impact 6 ISSUES
criticalNo demo on a Coming Soon page+5 pts
Steam Next Fest requires a demo, and each game gets one Next Fest.
Ship a short demo before your Next Fest and add the download button above the fold.
lowNo Discord link+5 pts
No Discord link found on the store page.
Add your Discord so interested players have somewhere to go.
highFew languages+4 pts
1 language. Similar games support 14.
Translate the store page first: Simplified Chinese, German, French, Japanese, Brazilian Portuguese.
lowFewer trailers than similar games+3 pts
1 trailer; similar games have 3.
Add a short gameplay-only trailer.
How you look on Steam
Measured at 231 × 87: brightness 201/255, contrast 39, colorfulness 44, 0% near-black pixels.
Store copy short 70 · long 98
Short description · 158 / 300A chaotic multiplayer football game where you steal goalposts, cast spells with your voice, and occasionally get into a fight with Mr. Penwings (the referee).
First sentence never names the genre. It opens: "A chaotic multiplayer football game where you steal goalposts, cast spells with your voice…"
A rewritten draft built from your own words is in the full report.
Screenshot audit measured brightness, store order
Steam shows 4 to 5 thumbnails before the arrow. Red = near-black (under 30/255), amber = dark (under 45).
First five screenshots vs the games Steam shows next to you average brightness, 0–255
Trailer, tags and setup
- fixNo demo on a Coming Soon page. Next Fest needs one.
- fix1 language; similar games support 14.
- warn1 trailer; the games Steam shows next to you have 3.
- warnNo community links on the page.
- okTop five tags name the real genre.
- okAll 20 tag slots used.
- ok10 GIFs or clips in the long description.
Games Steam shows next to you
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1.3% of impressions become visits. Below 2% usually means the capsule doesn't read at small size.
What's working
- ✓ All 20 tag slots used
- ✓ 10 GIFs or clips in the description
- ✓ Short description uses 158 of 300 characters
Pricing the score is always free · no account · 5 checks a day
- ✓ Score + 9 sections
- ✓ Measured screenshots
- ✓ Funnel diagnosis
- ✓ Top 4 fixes
- ✓ All fixes, ranked
- ✓ Description draft
- ✓ Screenshot order
- ✓ Tag plan + checklist
- ✓ 300+ genre players
- ✓ Real-size Steam list
- ✓ Written reasons
- ✓ 48 hours
- ✓ Daily re-score
- ✓ Neighbor alerts
- ✓ 1 jury test a month
- ✓ 3 games
Scored with methodology v1. A higher score means a clearer page, not guaranteed sales.